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A serene view of the Jacques-Cartier Marina in Gatineau, Québec, with a wide river bordered by a clear sky with fluffy clouds. Two empty benches face the water, inviting a moment of relaxation. The background features a bridge spanning the river and a cityscape with various buildings.
Port de Plaisance Jacques-Cartier, Gatineau, Québec en 2024
Le temps de ſ’aimer, le jour de le dire
fond comme la neige aux doigts du printemps …

Welcome to The Asscastle.

This is the template page for my up-and-coming web home. I’ll update this from time to time when I need to test my layout on a modern web browser. I’ll add content to this site once I’ve developed the template to my satisfaction.

This template was designed with Microsoft Expression Web 4 on a Windows XP virtual machine. If you’re on the prowl for a classic WYSIWYG site editor, I highly recommend it. It’s a wonderful and free piece of software that helps you develop an authentic classic website that adheres to the technical rules of its era.

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